Thursday, December 14, 2006

My cat is peeing...everywhere.

My cat keeps peeing on my stuff. I dont know whats wrong with her...well actually I do. She is not fixed. It's not because I don't want her to be but simply because I can't find a place that I can afford as yet. Until then she will continue peeing on my pocket books, back packs and oh yea spraying the fricking walls. I didn't even know female cats could spray. Anyways we've been scrubbing away at the piss. I can't smell it and hopefully the cat can't either. If you have a cat or have any cat issues, post them so we could talk about it, talk about it,talk about it, t-alk about it babe. ok ok ok I know.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

God give me wings......so I can fly across the Atlantic.

All of my friends are going home for the Holidays. I wish I was going home too. I haven't been to St. Thomas for a whole year now and I am feeling so nostalgic. I am missing out on everything. By the time I am able to go back home all of my friends would have graduated college and would forget about the island like so many before them. I would be the only person I know hanging out at the old bars that would be packed with a new generation of alcoholics. I am so pissed.

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Yea so today I checked my voice mail and I got a message from a lady offering me a job. So I called her back and it turns out I had applied for a job as a manager in Exton, PA. I have no Idea what she was talking about. I don't remember applying for that job. I don't even know where Exton, PA is. So I told her that I was not interested in the position. That was so weird. So later on I got another voice mail from another woman calling me for a phone interview. She was located a lot closer to me than Exton so I gave her a ring back but she had left for the day. I will give her a ring tomorrow. I have a job right now that I like but it doesn't pay as much as most places. I am not motivated by money but I do have a lot of bills. Its really hard finding a job that you love and pays well at the same time. I use to have a good paying job but I was so unhappy there that I quit. Sometimes I wish I didn't because I would be in a better financial situation now but I am happier......I think.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Top 10 Don'ts when vacationing in the "islands"

1. Don't wear your bathing suit every where you do. The island isn't one big beach.
2. Don't feed the iguanas. They are like stray, cats they'll keep coming back for more.
3. Don't smoke pot with a Rasta man unless you intend to have his mulato babies.
4. Don't sleep on the beach at night....its just not smart.
5. Don't underestimate the power of the sun. You will get burned.
6. Don't assume the natives can't speak english.
7. Don't get your hair braided with red, yellow and green beads. It's a dead give away.
8. Don't drive on the wrong side of the road. Think England.
9. Don't eat what you cant recognize. ie: mountain chicken isn't chicken its a frog.
10. Don't worry, be happy. You're on vacation in the islands instead of Dorney Park!

Growing up in the Islands

Being a person of caribbean decent living in the US I think its irritating when people try to classify me. As soon as I start talking to a person they say "wait wait let me guess your from Jamaica, no no wait i got it Haiti". The funny part is they are always wrong. I swear people think that the caribbean is made up of like three islands. When I was in high school I had to take world history, US history, Caribbean History and local history. So when I meet people who think that the Virgin Islands is made up of a bunch of virgins and that "island people" live in huts its pretty annoying. Yeah we live in huts. Huts made of poured concrete and steel. This is the 2006 people. Read a book, go on a cruise, rent Weekend at Bernies. Do something, anything, I don't care just get educated about other cultures and other places it will do you alot of good in the future and it might even get you laid.

chachachachachanges,

During the past 4 years I've been having dificulty deciding what I want to do with my so called life. So I went to the Art Institue of Philadelphia and majored in Interior Design. 3 years later and $60,000 in debt. I still don't know what I want to be. I really thought interior design was it but as I look back I realize that it isn't. So the other day I took one of those cheezy career test...................................... long story short I wanna be a dental hygienist now. I plan on starting at the local college next spring. I really think I got it this time. I really think this is the career for me.